z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
behavingisoverrated: pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
xtuffx: The ceo of abercrombie and fitch literally looks like a bag full of smashed assholes.
nameyourgod: The Temptations | My Girl Just...
sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
snorlucks asked: Green
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
Anonymous asked: Can we pleaseeee just fuck already??
See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
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Describe yourself on anon and ill tell you if I'd...
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
assachusetts: People who follow you on social networking sites, but are hesitant to talk to you in person w h y
unfreshing: this pussy clean this pussy squeaky that pussy old, that pussy creaky
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes...
macarena-of-time: “you can use your notes on the test”